So what’s my mission?
Basically, I’ve had this very personal and very comprehensive education in just how fucking bad addiction, sexual assault, family violence and manipulation and abuse can be. How they ruin a person’s life as well as all the other people in their lives too!
After years in Recovery from alcoholism and years working with and speaking to women about in crisis I got a firsthand look-see into just how fucking twisted the web of deceit and lies and secrets are.
And so I decided I want to BLOW the whole thing wide open so we can peek inside and say: let’s start talking about this MFer!
There are actually lots of MFers to talk about but we’ll start with these two: addiction & abuse.
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My biggest fear at the moment (Feb 2020) is writing out a Shame Inventory for some work I’m doing on me… (this shit never stops, never.) Every 2nd Tuesday I get together with a bunch of drunks (luckily we’re all sober). This week’s topic was bad news: S H A M E — suddenly there was deathly silence as we collectively all held our breath. It was like in a horror movie when you know the killer is hiding upstairs and the nice girl is going to investigate and you just know what her fate is going to be!
Sometimes I make weird faces when I’m thinking.
When I was in grade 4 I performed a melody of Abba songs on stage in front of the whole of Sacred Heart primary school.
I’m not married.
My ‘special friend’ is younger than me. #winning
I’m reasonably confident Lindt milk chocolate smooths out wrinkles from the inside. I take it daily.
Sometimes I write like the keyboard is on fire. Other times it’s like I’ve forgotten the alphabet.
Mushrooms can get stuffed (hehehe).
I live on the Gold Coast, Australia.
My life will not be complete until I get a Maine Coon cat.
The humidity here in summer makes it nigh-on impossible to straighten my hair.
Not really homeless-homeless, I’ve actually been house/pet sitting for nearly 3 years. And no, I do NOT wear other women’s clothes.
If you’re talking to me, I’m usually thinking “am I smiling too much? And did I clean my teeth before I came out?”
Writing for other people and creating sexy marketing funnels is where I find my creative magic.
I’m a copywriter by day and drunk by night (sober 9+ years #recoveryrulz).
Teaching people how to write funny “copy” is a hoot.
Teaching women about how to stay sober and how to stay away or get away from M*F*ckers is my side passion.
I really like prison. No, I haven’t been incarcerated myself but I have volunteered a lot as a solution focused coach and as an ——————– volunteer. It’s actually a secret so I had to redact … sorry ‘bout that.
Once I went to the US 8 times in 18 months and the customs dude said I could get a frequent visitor pass. I stopped going after that.
Snoring. Nothing further.
My favourite guilty pleasure in the world is Lindt milk chocolate balls.
SOBRIETY IS EVERYTHING.
If you’re struggling today… I’ll help if I can.
And have a fucking fantastic fucking day!
p.s. I swear a lot (you’ve been warned).
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